The Strip Search

"STRIP SEARCH"
So it is time to renew our passports. It has been 5 years since we received our first passport. A lot of events have happended in the world and this  is reason why everyone needs a passport.Soon we will need them just to travel in Canada between Provinces. Let me clarify. We will need them to go to Quebec.
Well it begins with picking up an application form. This is should be the easy part of the equation, but oh no, there are a thousand questions including the last time you used the washroom. What has that got to do with anything? Now the big day arrives to when we bring the application to the passport receiving office. First we stand in line, finally we get to the agents counter. She checks everything. Again she asks when was the last time you went to the washroom? What has that got to do with anything? Ok so we have a lot of errors and ommissions on the application. No big deal we fix them up. Then she tells us that we have to go into the waiting room to wait for a different agent. Now I am getting anxious. It comes to me why the question is asked "when was the last time you used the washroom" I was reminded of the idiot who was going to blow up that United Airlines flight heading to Detroit on Christmas Day. He actually stuffed explosives up his "ginch" and we know the rest of the story. Ok so I am getting worried that they may be doing this "strip search" for our application review. Finally the agent calls our name and we are escorted into this small booth. I am really worried as I hadn't showered or changed ginch in over a week. Will they be doing this strip search? We are asked to sit down and the agent reviews our application. She again asks, "when was the last time you used the washroom?" So now we had to answer. My answer was. It has been nearly a week! Yikes she calls in the security and says, we have a terrorist here trying to renew his application!!! Guns drawn,  I was put up against the wall and they were ready to yank the clothes off and do the strip search. I go hold it! What is all this about? I am told because it has been nearly a week since I last went to the washroom, I am ready to explode and they consider that terrorism! How stupid. Well I let them do the strip search and yes I did explode and what a mess!
In the end I was able to receive my passport and now I can travel and visit my son in law in Toronto.What will happen 5 years from now. What kind of searches will they be doing. Perhaps it is best that we just stay at home and not travel. This is getrting ridiculous